She/He like mid 20s. I promise you i was once on the aphobe list for writing ace people cant fucking read. I used to be ace but i still cant fucking read
Ao3 has been down for 19 hours. Its just a white screen now
Callout post for flopped tumblr meme molbo
Molbo and i have been friends for many years and i dont know what name they go by anymore but im tired of hiding these issues and i feel like they need to be address
Today i posted in our discord asking if anyone played fortnite anymore and molbo responded but what they posted wasnt “i love you lets play fortnite rn. I will carry you and win the game for us single handedly”
I dont even know if they still use this app anymore, but i cant let people remember the meme that was so fucking funny years ago when the person behind it is so toxic
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD
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i have no defense against this. you’ve got me
you know what pisses me off the most. i saw this and my brain just started thinking of a bunch of meanings for this. brain saw it and could have been haha funny meme eat clay now youre a bird but instead went “no wait they could be onto something here
why is it that i put in “entry-level” on linkedin and they show me jobs that require degrees and previous experience in the field. i am being trolled by a cruel algorithm
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We need to crucify people who do this
nah cmon I think I can do this, gimme the employee manual and Ill figure this out
[id: tags saying “wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why’d you cut it off”]
answer: THEIR WEDDING.
I can’t describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like “hey we’ve been friends for a while now I want to show you something,” and he hands me his driver’s license, upon which I read “Optimus Prime Jones”
REST OF IT
“I’m getting married in a couple weeks, and my fiancee wants the officiant to use ‘Tim’ when he refers to me. I don’t mind him using it for the majority, but when he says "do you XX take XX to be you lawful wedded wife”, I want him to use my real, full name.
My fiancee thinks it will be distracting, and that everyone there who doesn’t know (most of her side, and a few people from mine) will have no idea what’s going on and think we’re playing some kind of prank. She thinks they’ll be talking about 'my weird real name’ for the rest of the day instead of focusing on our union. But I think I should be able to use my own name. I mean, I am 'Optimus Prime’. just because I go by 'Tim’ doesn’t mean I’m not. My parents passed away a couple of years ago, but I know they would have been really happy to see me get embrace the name they gave me..and, yeah, okay, my mother would have loved that the 'reveal’ feels kind of like a prank. My fiancee is right, I am just kind of springing it on our guests. But I don’t want to do it to play a prank, I want to do it because I feel like if I just use my nickname, I’m not getting married as my whole self. But it is true that it will probably be distracting.
So, Reddit, WIBTA if I used my legal name to get married?“
ok i get the joke but there was a girl in hs that would walk around the locker room and talk to people fully topless while the rest of us were like trying so hard to not let the other girls even see our bras and if she caught someone who she didnt know looking at her (probably because she was being loud and annoying and was half naked) instantly “OMG SHES LOOKING AT ME! ARE YOU A LESBIAN?!?”
if theres one thing about me its that i loooooove lil blonde boys in red coats with missing limbs and trauma who love their brothers and just want to help people
ok but like. he was absolutely by himself when he did it. and it’s something He himself did. alone. he decided to do it and did it, without help, amidst everything. probably in the bathroom of some shitty inn with horrible lighting, really late at night, when he just could not fucking relax. and it was something he wanted to do for awhile but, in that instant, actually doing it was a spur of the moment thing. he had the stuff on hand— not the BEST tools to use but like, fuck it. the pain was fleeting but his hands were steady. it was something that was his. always grounding to look at and remember. it’s something that will be there forever and hurt but it was something HE did. for himself. and that’s relieving. comforting. it’s his. and he can look in the mirror and see it. knowing that. whatever
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